Trout Jokes

Trout Jokes

A man walks into a fish and chip shop...

A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a li...

Ice cream flavor galore

A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Ma...

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

The computer was claimed to answer anything correctly.

But the CEO didn't believe it, so he asked "Whe...

Late Lent/Easter Joke

Eino, a Finn from Cook County in northern Minne...

A man walks into a seafood shop carrying a trout under his arm.

"do you make fish cakes?"
"Yes we do" replies ...

The Fishing Trip

On Friday afternoon, a man calls home to his wi...

I see your limerick...

There once was a man from Wheeling
Who pounded ...

They say that the new super computer knows everything.

They say that the new super computer knows ever...

George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish.

George went fishing, but at the end of the day ...

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a tr...

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an ap...

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

What do fishermen say on Halloween? Trick-or-tr...

Astro Fish

Q: Where are fish in orbit?
A: In trout-er space

A Fishing Fiasco

My son Ryan was 2 years old when his daddy took...