A terrorist walks into a pet store
and says "You have 5 minutes to get out of here...
Tortoise Jokes
The snail and the tortoise
What did the snail say while riding on the back...
Tortoises's Birthday
All the animals in the jungle were gathered to ...
Guy goes to a fancy dress party wearing dark-green Lycra and carrying a naked woman on his back...
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"What are you two supposed to be?" asks so...
A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation.
A retired corporate executive, now a widower, d...
A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation.
A retired corporate executive, now a widower, d...
What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?
What do you get if you cross a labrador and a t...
What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?
What do you get if you cross a labrador and a t...
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
How did the close race between the rabbit and t...
One day there was a tortoise walking on the road.
One day there was a tortoise walking on the roa...
A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream.
A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some...