Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Hopeless Pupil

"It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to...

A Following Person

A teacher was sitting at her desk grading paper...

Note to Mom

Billy's teacher sent a note home to Mom saying,...

He Knows His Numbers

The teacher asked little Andy if he knew his nu...

Counting Rabbits

One day, during math class, the teacher asked L...

Warren Peace

The social studies teacher had just completed a...

Starting The Day

The teacher told her students they would start ...

Square Pie or Pi Squared?

The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydre...

And That Makes . . . .

Mistake: to err, to cause an error or make a me...

A Little Boy By the Name of Billy

There was a little boy by the name of Billy. Bi...

What To Do On A Paper You Don't Care About!

45 Fun Things to Do on a Paper You Don't Care A...

Actual Headlines (4)

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
...

Petty Girl

This truly happened in an advanced oral English...

10 Funny Blond Jokes

#1: When her teacher said to write an essay, sh...

Use the Word...

Teacher: Jimmy, use the word "handsome" in a se...

Columbus Day

The teacher stood at the front of the room. "D...

Gregory and the Demon

Gregory was a boy who was always beaten up by a...

A Little Girl in Science

A little girl was sat in science, when she wet ...

Al - Phabet

Little Johnny's 2nd grade teacher was quizzing ...

Liberal Democrats

A first grade teacher explains to her class tha...

Oral English Lesson

Teacher: The weather here is too bad. The wint...

Before

The teacher asks his students to spell the word...

The Word "climate" and "arrest"

Teacher: Jackie, please use the word "climate" ...

Fooling A Blonde

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Blonde: 9
Teacher:...

Comparing The Presidents

Asked by his teacher to compare three president...