I need to stop texting while driving
It's really hurting my golf game.
Sports Jokes
An old, blind cowboy wanders into a bar....
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl b...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
Walking through San Francisco 's Chinatown ,
a tourist from the Midwest was enjoying the ar...
I once played golf with a Kiwi
The RSPCA showed up the next day.
They won't be able to serve bottled beer this year at the baseball stadium.
They lost the opener.
A joke from my baseball coach...
Two 90-year old guys, Leo and Frank, had been ...
On the baseball diamond, I'm like a T-Rex.
I have a short arm.
Man goes on a work trip to Japan.
A man travels to Japan for work. After a few we...
I don't think a lion would play golf
But a Tiger Wood
Another golf joke...
A guys in laws are in town and him and his fath...
Another joke for married golfers
"Honey," asked the wife. "What would you do if ...
[Long]Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing surgeries they had performed..
...
What's the difference between an airport shop and a golf course covered in bacon?
One's a duty free, the others a Jew free tee.
What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?
One is a hunt on a course.
In Memory of Ronnie Corbett
Here's some of his best jokes
- A cement mixer...
A man was marooned on a desert island.
A man was marooned on a desert island. One day ...
A man was marooned on a desert island.
One day a beautiful woman arrives in a wet suit...
A guy buys a golf course...
It's doing well, but maintenance costs are kill...
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?
Heidi cannot swing a golf club.
To Shoot or Not Shoot
A man returns home a day early from a business ...
Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
A husband and wife are lying in bed...
So a husband and wife are lying in bed. The wom...