Sports Jokes

Sports Jokes

Farting in Public

Did you ever have to fart, on a bus, or an airp...

Joy of Golf

Did you know in 1923, the following men were co...

Perfect Dave

A man walks out into the street and manages to ...

Statements

Bees can't sting...

The woman you like at wo...

Do You Play Golf?

About four or five years ago I was standing in ...

Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say

I thought Graceland was tacky.

No kids in th...

100 Years Ago Vs. Today

In 1900, fathers prayed their children would le...

The Worlds' Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you...

Base Stealer

Why were the police at the baseball game?

B...

Stupid Inventions!

An ejector seat on a helicopter.

A fly scree...

Golfing

Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, a ...

Western Course

A blond was stuck on an island. She could not ...

Doctor Golf

Over a round of golf, two doctors were talking ...

The Garage Window

There was a knock at the door. It was a small b...

You Know You are From California If...

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hil...

Halloween

On Halloween night a kid is standing on a bench...

Semi-pro Baseball

Egotistical Harry was always reminding people t...

Golf

Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During ...

101 Ways to Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In...

Marriages Made In . . . .?

If Ida Lupino married George Wendt, then divorc...

New to Baseball

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy ...

Bush's Press Conference Agenda

1. Wake up and stumble in the room 40 minutes l...

Playing Blind

Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. N...

Blonde Golf

There was this blonde who had taken up golf for...

The Natural

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his ...