Sports Jokes

Sports Jokes

Just the Facts


1. The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "...

101 uses for AOL disks


It's a simple feat to format and reuse AOL dis...

The Top 13 Signs You've Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School (Part II)


13. Your dojo's symbol is a bullseye target.
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Quotes From Sports Personalities - Part II


Jim Finks, New Orleans Saints G.M., when asked...

What kids say


'Never trust a dog to watch your food.' - Patr...

Ways To Be Offensive At A Funeral


1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish...

Seven Iron


There was a golfer who was golfing and he was ...

The Incredible Golf Ball


Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.

...

A Visitors' Guide to Dallas, Texas


A Visitors' Guide to Dallas, Texas
(Life in A...

Ears in the ring


What's the difference between a Metallica conc...

TONS of Groaners. . .


Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A toma...

The Department of Motor Vehicles


After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long l...

The laws of golf


LAW 13: All 3-woods are demon-possessed.

Mar�a y Ponte estudiaron medicina,


Mar�a y Ponte estudiaron medicina,
Mar�a se r...

Idiot sports quotes


Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligib...

7th Grade Athletics Exam


These are some questions from an actual real-l...

Stance issues


Roger and Charlie emerged from he clubhouse to...

Don't buy that


A man and his wife were having an argument in ...

The joke


One day at a softball camp Deserray W. told me...

Yankee Hater 1


Q: What has 400 feet and 3 teeth?
A: The firs...

Learning her lessons


A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when an...

More exercise


Recently overheard in a doctor's waiting room:...

Deaf Mute Golfer


A man was about to tee off on the golf course ...

Your dog can't watch you


Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.Y...

Friends golfing


Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of g...