Care free shrimp pasta is...
Happy-go-lucky scampi.
Shrimp Jokes
A new definition of the word "shrimp"
A girl whose body is so good but you want to cu...
Why don't shrimp donate to charities?
Because they're shellfish.
Homeless
Homeless people here are different. You ever no...
Lil' Johnny Goes to his Grandmother's House
Lil' Johnny heads to his grandma's house for a ...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant.
He tells the waiter, "I am starving, and I need...
St Patty's Day is Over
No worries! More upcoming reasons to drink and ...
Never mess with a redneck
A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that h...
What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?
"Looks like you've got me in a pinch."
Happy Ending
A ex-wife spent the first day packing her belo...
Did you hear the one about the shrimp throwing a fit?
He was just being tempuramental.
Endless shrimp. a.k.a sir we close at 10:30, you have to leave now
Im going back in the morning and ask to continue
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?
Because he is a little shellfish.
So this one time I offered some shrimp to this Jewish friend of mine...
Me: This shrimp is great. Wanna try some?
Frie...
Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?
Because they were both too Shellfish.
Shrimp
Why did the shrimp cross the road?
To get to t...
So a penguin and a seal are in a car...
The penguin is driving. It's 105 degrees outsid...
After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary.
His new girlfriend demanded that they live in J...
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman.
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wi...
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman.
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wi...
A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wante...
The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury.
The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed...
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One ...