Sex Jokes

Sex Jokes

Man


When is a man most intelligent? Before,during,...

Pringle Pop


You are just like a Pringles can, once i pop y...

Nymphomaniacs


Once Upon A Time a man boarded an airplane and...

MEN IN PLAY


WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU SEE MEN PLAYING BUTTS...

Wife and best friend!


A man walks into a bar and orders a triple sco...

Austrailian Kiss


Q. What is an Austrailian kiss?
A. Same as a ...

A warm bush.


Q. What is better than a cold Bud?
A. A warm ...

Herpes Prevention


Researchers say they've discovered a tree extr...

Hello, Hello, Hello


This guy comes home from work and when he walk...

Natalie


The Madam opens the brothel door to see an eld...

About three inches.


Q. What is the difference between "Ouch!" and ...

How are fat girls and mopeds alike?


Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. The...

Beethoven's First Movement.


Q. What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
A....

Need Condoms?


This guy was at the supermarket and after buyi...

Blind Date


A young man took a blind date to an amusement ...

Vassar Eh?


Two Columbia Yuppies, neighbors for years, wer...

Mechanical world


A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic...

My first time


it was dark and all i could feel was his hands...

Lettering in making out


A girl goes to the doctor and takes off her sh...

68?


A very tired husband came home from the office...

Snappy comebacks


Man: 'Haven't we met before?'Woman: 'Yes, I'...

What is Bill's definition of


What is Bill's definition of safe sex?


When ...

Cowgirls


why are cowgirls bowlegged?


because cowboys ...

Recipe of making love


[ RECIPE: HOW TO MAKE LOVE ]


How To Make Lov...

Tales from the Shire


Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them ...