Science Jokes

Science Jokes

The Cesium song 10


Cesium (All through the Night)(Tune, Fever)(1)...

Nail in experiment


DURING my freshman biology class at North High...

Good to be chemist


REASONS TO BE A CHEMIST- All the coffee and po...

Chemistry song 16


Lab Reports(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")Dash...

The Cesium song 01


Oh Cesium(Tune, Oh Christmas tree)Oh Cesium, o...

Very dangerous mix


This was a story told to us by our chemistry m...

Albert Einstien


If Albert Einstien was soo smart then how come...

Chemistry song 17


Silver Nitrate(to the tune of "Silver Bells")S...

Chemist's last words


The last words of a chemist:10. *H* stands for...

Asked in science class


REAL QUESTIONS ASKED IN SCIENCE CLASSESAre the...

Chemist's last words


The last words of a chemist:16. O no, wrong be...

Peanuts


What don't a mouse and an elephant share? ...

Question is too easy


ON A CHEMISTRY TEST at Midpark High School in ...

Chemistry song 02


The Chemistry Teacher's Coming to TownYou bett...

Giving birth in the year 4000


In the year 4000, scientists invented a machin...

Chem one-liners 01


Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon c...

The alcohol trouble


During grammar school science experiements int...

The Cesium song 08


'Lectropositive Mama(tune, Lady Madonna)'Letro...

A geologist's song 01


The Geologist's Come-All-Ye (a folksong) by Br...

The Cesium song 07


Yesterday,I had Cesium with which to play.Now ...

Chemist's last words


The last words of a chemist:19. And now keep i...

Chemist's last words


The last words of a chemist:22. Something is w...

The Cesium song 11


Cesium Glows(Tune, Love's a Rose - Neil Young)...

Chemistry song 13


O Come All Ye GasesO Come all yea gasesdiatomi...

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