Religion Jokes

Religion Jokes

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ?

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? I...

What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement?

What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleig...

Christmas Cat

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Fath...

Christmas Reads

Q: What are the best books to read during the h...

Christmas Tree Songs

Q: Who is a Christmas tree's favorite singer?
A...

Christmas Alphabet

Q: How is the alphabet different on Christmas t...

Scrooge Touchdown

Q: How did Scrooge win the football game?
A: Th...

Christmas Wedding

Q: Why did they couple get hitched on the 24 of...

Addicted to Christmas

Q: How did the ornament get addicted to Christm...

Christmas Lights

Q: How can you tell a family doesn't celebrate ...

Past Christmas’

Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?...

Christmas Cut

Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?...

One Day at a Time

While our great-granddaughters were getting rea...

His Favorite Song is “Blue Christmas”

Q: Who is Santa's favorite singer?
A: Elf-is Pr...

Maybe Even a Standing O-Ho-Ho

Q: What do the elves call it when Father Christ...

Santa on the Brain

Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamen...

Bad odds

Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be ...

David Letterman on Halloween

Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopp...

David Letterman on Halloween

Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopp...

Glass Half Full (of Dung)

A child psychologist had twin boys—one was an o...

Twelve Days of Christmas Mayhem

FYI: By the end of the Twelve Days of Christmas...

Christmas Cut

Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?...

A Light-bulb Moment

To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m t...

A White Easter

A friend knew that she’d overdone it with the g...

Mary and Abbey who?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary...