Secret Service
A friend was in front of me coming out of churc...
Religion Jokes
Virgin Mary
President Clinton and the Pope died on the same...
There Were Two Blondes...
There were two blondes who went deep into the w...
I Got a Sweater...
I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted ...
Kiss His Ring
The difference between the Pope and your boss.....
WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
What do you expect from such simple creatures!?...
A Lawyer and the Pope Die and Go to Heaven
A lawyer died, and at the same moment, the Pope...
Tarzan
What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas song?
Ju...
CHRISTMAS
Five days before Christmas, Santa was having a ...
Walk on Water
There once was a priest, a bishop, and the Pope...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome,...
Rude Officer Ed
A newlywed couple was walking together, and nee...
Perfect Dave
A man walks out into the street and manages to ...
19 Ways To Annoy/Confuse Santa Claus
19 Ways To Annoy/Confuse Santa Claus
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100 Years Ago Vs. Today
In 1900, fathers prayed their children would le...
Turkey Poem
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop,
m...
You are a Redneck If... #3
You are a redneck if:
Your mother has amm...
A Tale of Two Popes
Two young met while studying in seminary, Matth...
Pepto-Bismol
You might be a redneck if your dad bought you a...
Christmas
Yo momma is so stupid, I told her Christmas was...
You're So Freaking Ugly
You're so ugly that when it's Christmas, instea...
Did You Know?
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Every day m...
Testing Your Vocabulary
Warning - Please DO NOT look at the bottom of t...
Funny Newspaper Headlines
1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
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Airport
It was slightly before Christmas. The trip went...