Rednecks Jokes

Rednecks Jokes

You're a redneck ... after removing the empty


You're a redneck if .... After removing the em...

You grow Vidalia onions, rather


You grow Vidalia onions, rather than consideri...

Killed Your Rooster!


A man was driving down a quiet country lane wh...

You might be a redneck if...prom


Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.

Three Hillbillies


Three hillbillies are ogling a pig.


First gu...

Hillbilly in Hospita


A hillbilly was making his first visit to a ho...

You've ever been arrested for


You've ever been arrested for a DUI on a ridin...

You gene pool doesn't have


You gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."Your `...

Redneck Custody


You might be a redneck if, your wife's hairdo ...

Hillbilly


Q: how do you circumsize a hillbilly????


A: ...

$18 Bill


A big-city counterfeiter decided the best plac...

Your momma calls you over


Your momma calls you over to help, cause she h...

You might be a redneck if... hot tub


You made a homemade hot tub with a trolling mo...

You see a forest fire


You see a forest fire and think 'Bar-bee-Q'.Yo...

Redneck Christmas Shopping


You know your a redneck if you go shopping for...

Status,again.


Q. What would you call a Redneck who has succe...

It was a formal wedding


'Your honor, ' explained the young man, 'I'd l...

The hillbilly


One day a hillbilly is driving down the road a...

The rear tires on your


The rear tires on your car are at least twice ...

Hard


What is particularly long and hard for most So...

You're a redneck ... you ever took a


You're a redneck if.... You ever took a six-pa...

You're a redneck ... your dad walks you


You're a redneck if.... Your dad walks you to ...

There is more oil in


There is more oil in your cap than in your car...

Will I Live Longer?


A fellow went to the doctor who told him that ...

One Smart Redneck!


"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you wa...