'Your honor, ' explained the young man, 'I'd like to get married, please.''All right, what is your age?''I'm 22, sir.''And the age of the bride?''She's 15, sir.''15??? That's too young -- marrying you would be against the law!''I see, ' said the young man. 'Could you try explaining that to the fella next to her with the shotgun?'
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