Rednecks Jokes

Rednecks Jokes

You take a fishing pole


You take a fishing pole to Sea World.The hood ...

U might be a redneck.


u might be a redneck if u have ever compared t...

You Know You're a Redneck When...


- You wet the bed and ten people immediately k...

Where�d you go?


Jim bob wants to try out the new water-skis an...

WEDDINGS


--Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wed...

toyr so fat that you broke the weight limit...


toyr so fat that you broke the weight limit to...

You ask your 10-year old


You ask your 10-year old son how to spell a wo...

Redneck Family Tree


Many many years agowhen I was twenty-three,I g...

Joy To The World!


Teacher: Welcome to the Devil concert, I hope ...

Rednecks & Tornados


What do Rednecks and tornados have in common? ...

Computer


How do u know a blonde has been on the compute...

Texan Heimlich Maneuver


Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special ...

Redneck quickies 1


You might be a redneck if...


More than one l...

You might be a redneck if....


Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.


You ...

Your dog's shots are up


Your dog's shots are up to date but your child...

Will I Live Longer?


A fellow went to the doctor who told him that ...

You or one of your


You or one of your relatives is named Cletus.Y...

You might be a redneck if... Chrisman


You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a ...

Irishman, Mexican and a Redneck


An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doin...

You're a redneck ... your watchband is wider


You're a redneck if .... Your watchband is wid...

You're a redneck ... you wake up with


You're a redneck if.... You wake up with both ...

Advice to northerner


Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be i...

Favorite Ways To Annoy A Yankee


1. Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHIN...

You're a redneck ... your father fully executes


You're a redneck if .... Your father fully exe...

You have to duct tape


You have to duct tape your gloves on.You've ev...