A married couple walks up to the dining room

and sits down. The two want to eat dinner. The husband complained that he wanted something new to try, and perhaps to start, some food from Africa. The wife goes to the kitchen, and comes back with an empty plate and cup. The husband asks "Why is the dinner not here yet?" The wife says "You wanted African food, so here you go!"

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