Man goes to a Doctor and says "Doctor I feel like I'm swimming in an African river"
The Doctor replies "You're in de Nile."
Racial Jokes
What does Batman do on Father's Day?
He oh...
Vanilla Mechanized
Adolf Hitler imagined a society completely popu...
Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?
Batman can go to a store without robin.
Two beekeepers were chatting...
"How many bees do you have?" said the first bee...
I was walking down the road when I ...
...saw an Afghan bloke standing on a 5th floor ...
An African immigrant is sitting on the bus...
And at the next bus stop he sees two women ente...
Lazy Husband
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. O...
What does batman take in his beverages?
just...ice.
What's the difference between a black man and batman?
A black guy can't go a night without robin.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
Get in the Batmobile.
A guy said to me: ‘I’m going smack you with this guitar.'
I said: ‘Is that a fret?
Then I sold my guitar...
What did Drake Bell say to Batman?
Sorry, still calling you Bruce!
I found this on...
What do I look like?
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. O...
Two bloke sitting in a pub
watching a dog lick its balls.
One turns to th...
Batman and Robin are camping in the desert ...
Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, set...
Do you know why I hate drinking with blind people?
They can't handle their booze and always black-...
If I ever become a filthy millionaire, I'm gonna string 50 smartwatches together and create a batman belt of gadgets out of them
I know it's a waist of time, but it'll be worth...
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?
Christian Bale.
"-I like to compare my caffè americano with African migrants."
"-Because it's black?" Answers doubtfully the w...
So my close friends kid wanted to be Batman.
So a murdered his parents after giving them tic...