Why won't Donald Trump release his real birth certificate?
Because he doesn't want anyone to know his birt...
Racial Jokes
Why did Batman go to the corner store?
FOR JUST ICE
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin
What do you call a black guy in a museum?
Antique farm equipment
Why is Batman at a disadvantage when he plays baseball?
If he gets hit by a pitch, it's considered a bunt.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale
A man walks into an Australian pet store,
He asks the bloke behind the counter "where do ...
I went to SeaWorld today
They were closed. Apparently Osama Bin Laden go...
What do people say when Batman skips Church?
Christian Bale
Aunt told a joke for my sick mother
A fire started in an office building and the fa...
I just found a new Batman shampoo...
I was so disappointed when I found out they don...
What was Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
There were two guys in a lunatic asylum (LONG).
This joke is in honor of the Batman comic The K...
Once in an African Village
Once, in an African village, a native man walke...
Human services
Working in human resources I worked hard to fig...
This joke makes me uncomfortable
A black dad and his son are flying on a plane. ...
An Afgan,
...an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an An...
A man is drunk outside a bar
Suddenly he starts beating up a nun walking by....
The Daddest Jokes of Them All
In Which Dad Tries His Hand At Humor
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I wish i had the immune system of an African baby
I've heard they only get sick once in their who...
What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the batmobile?
"Get in the batmobile."
A man finds a lamp..
A man is walking down a street late one night a...
Batman walks into a bar.....
followed by 13 sodium atoms......
(for all you...
Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?
He was an Afghani-Stan.