A Mexican finds a Genie Lamp along the beach...

He rubs it, and the genie bellows out.

"Behold, mortal, and I will grant you one wish!"

And so, the Mexican thinks hard, and finally replies, "I wish all of my people were at peace and at our homeland.

And so, every Hispanic on the globe is suddenly teleported to Spain.

After an hour passes, an Asian walks down the beach, and finds the lamp.

Expectedly, He rubs it, and the genie bellows out.

"Behold, mortal, and I will grant you one wish!"

The Asian thinks hard, and finally replies, "I wish all of my people were at peace and at our homeland."

And so, every Asian on the globe was suddenly transported to China, Japan, Korea, and surrounding countries.

After another hour passes, an African walks along the same beach, and finds the lamp.

As one can expect, He rubs it, and the genie bellows out.

"Behold, mortal, and I will grant you one wish!"

The African thinks hard, and finally replies, "I wish all of my people were at peace and at our homeland."

And so, every African on the globe was transported to Africa.

After another hour, a White person walks down the beach, and discovers the lamp.

He rubs it, and the genie bellows out.

"Behold, mortal, and I will grant you one wish!"

The White, hearing of the other races disappearing, asked, "So the Mexicans have gone back to Mexico and Spain?"

The genie simply replies,"Yes."

The white continues, "And the Asians have gone back to Asia, and the Africans have gone back to Africa?"

The genie once again replies with,"Yes, and Yes."

So, the white being completely content, said, "Shoot, well I'll just have a Coke!"