Rabbit Jokes

Rabbit Jokes

A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day.

A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each ...

A rabbit's favourite Christmas song?

A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce w...

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a ...

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor...

Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?

Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. H...

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rab...

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the ...

What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ?

What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up i...

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ?

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's s...

Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.

Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a gr...

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? ...

Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit.

Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a...

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a fle...

Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.

Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. ...

Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a...

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

What do you get if you pour boiling water down ...

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Becaus...

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food res...

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He...

Which rabbit was in Western movies?

Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Ca...

Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?

Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Ameli...

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the...

Which rabbit is a famous comedian?

Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.