Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

Why married women get heavy.


Q. Why are married women heavier than single ...

How many Microsoft employees


How many Microsoft employees does it take to s...

Why does a Jewish American


Why does a Jewish American Princess close her ...

Why is Sperm donations more EXPENSIVE than blood Donations?


Why is sperm donations more EXPENSIVE than blo...

Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books


Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 c...

What�s black and crisp and


What�s black and crisp and hangs from the ceil...

Why do blondes like tilt steering?


Why do blondes like tilt steering? More headro...

What Bill Gates Says and Means


Gates Says: We will fix any problems with Nets...

What is a volcano?


Q: What is a volcano?
A: A mountain with the ...

What is it?


Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.


Michael...

What is the difference between a Pencil and...


What is the difference between a Pencil and a ...

What is the difference between a piece of...


What is the difference between a piece of toas...

How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it...


How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it ta...

What do Monica and Bill


What do Monica and Bill have in common. ?


Th...

What do you throw to


What do you throw to a drowning [ethnic]?


Hi...

Why is the third hand


Why is the third hand on the watch called a se...

What a guy wants


Q:why are guys always lucky to have a blonde w...

What if Operating Systems Were Airlines


UNIX Airways


Everyone brings one piece of th...

What is it?


Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one...

whats the difference


whats the difference between a blonde and a br...

What do you calla Hindu


What do you calla Hindu dating service?


Conn...

Why isn't Monica Lewinsky talking


Why isn't Monica Lewinsky talking to the press...

How do you plant dope?


Bury a blonde.

Why?


Why did the man fill his waterbed with beer?

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what do you call daniel when he is looking...


what do you call daniel when he is looking at ...