Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

Why do black people hate


Why do black people hate aspirin?


They're w...

How do you fit four


How do you fit four gays on a barstool?


Turn...

Whats the mexican word for


Whats the mexican word for Rodney King?


- P...

What does a man do on two legs, that a dog...


What does a man do on two legs, that a dog doe...

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?...


What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah?...

Who You Making Love


Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a ...

What's the difference between Ted


What's the difference between Ted Kaczynski an...

what do you call a donkey with no legs...


what do you call a donkey with no legs
an:WON...

What Would You Do?


"Come on, Steve," one guy said to another at t...

Why is it so hard


Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNE...

When your nose goes on strike....


what do you do when your nose goes on strike?
...

How To Blind A Woman:


How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in ...

What's Bill's fondest wish now?


Q: What's Bill's fondest wish now?
A: That so...

How can there be self-help


How can there be self-help groups?

What do a lawyer and


What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? ...

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw...


How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in ...

How many frat guys does it take to screw in...


How many frat guys does it take to screw in a ...

How many Rambo's does it take to change a...


How many Rambo's does it take to change a ligh...

What's the difference between an opera and an operetta?


Operas are usually sung through, having little...

What are you?


When you get out of a restroom and turn left, ...

Why did the chicken cross half way across...


Why did the chicken cross half way across the ...

What Women Want


Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned ...

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?


"How many can you afford?"


It only takes one...

WHY DID MICHEAL JACKSON GO TO KMART


WHY DID MICHEAL JACKSON GO TO KMART?
BECAUSE ...

How many Polacks does it take to change a...


How many Polacks does it take to change a ligh...