Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

Why Parents Age So Fast


The boss of a big company needed to call one o...

What do you call..


What do you call a guy who hangs around?


Art!

When it lays an egg


Q)If a ruster lays an egg on the peek of the r...

How does a [ethnic] man propose marriage?...


How does a [ethnic] man propose marriage?


"Y...

What happened to the


What happened to the blonde tap dancer? She sl...

When Bill Clinton is lying?


Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying...

How does a blonde turn off the night light?...


How does a blonde turn off the night light?


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What am I?!


I go in dry ,I come out wet.
The longer Im in...

How to Crash the Internet


If you send this message off to 20 people with...

How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?


How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?

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How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen...


How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pr...

What's the deal with ejection


What's the deal with ejection seats on helicop...

What do you do when a bondie throws a gernade at you?


What do you do when a blondie throws a gernade...

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?


Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?


Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just...

Why Did You Die?


A man placed some flowers on the grave of his ...

What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?


Q. What's a man's idea of helping with the hou...

Why I'm so Tired


For a couple years I've been blaming it on iro...

How many surgeons?


None. They would wait for a suitable donor and...

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN


Why Dogs are Better than Women:


Dogs don't c...

How to Bathe a Cat


Dear Cat Owner,


Following are instructions o...

How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Q: How many women with PMS does it take to sc...

What did the blonde�s left leg say to her right leg?


What did the blonde�s left leg say to her righ...

How do you get an


How do you get an [ethnic] down from a tree?

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