Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

Whooph


how do you make a cat go whoooph?


set it a-l...

What is...


what is black and white and red all the time?

Why Is My Name?


A mother was sitting on the couch reading a bo...

Why is Chelsea upset about


Why is Chelsea upset about Zippergate?


Her d...

How can you tell when a blonde is wearing...


How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pant...

What was yesterday's Washington Post


What was yesterday's Washington Post headline?...

Why were 500 [ethnics] pushing


Why were 500 [ethnics] pushing a house down th...

How many Jewish American Princesss


How many Jewish American Princesss does it tak...

What is the worst thing that can happen to...


What is the worst thing that can happen to a l...

How many Windows users does it take to change a l


Q: How many Windows users does it take to chan...

Why


why

Whats the difference


What is the difference between an Iranian and ...

What Women Want


Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned ...

How do you make a dead baby float?


How do you make a dead baby float?


Two scoop...

What's the differance between Bill


What's the differance between Bill Clinton and...

How to measure success


At age 4, success is not peeing in your pants...

Why did Monica Lewinski vote republican this year?


Because the democrats left a bad taste in her ...

How is a woman like a road?...


How is a woman like a road?


-Both have manho...

When you are sure you're


When you are sure you're right, you have a mor...

Why was the million man


Why was the million man march so successful?

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When big hands touch the little hands...


Q: When does Micheal Jackson go to bed?
A: Wh...

What do you say to a sorority girl that won't


What do you say to a sorority girl that won't ...

Why me!?!


A man was speeding down the highway, feeling s...

What do you get when you cross a Bumble Bee...


What do you get when you cross a Bumble Bee wi...

What?


what do you call half a rabbit?
RAB!!