Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

What Happened in Tex


A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloo...

When in doubt, mumble.


When in doubt, mumble.

How is a man like a used car?


Q. How is a man like a used car?
A. Both are ...

What's wrong wit


A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to d...

How to teach a blonde maths


How do you teach a blonde maths?


Plus her he...

What do u call


q;What do u call black people hangin on the ba...

How do you change a blonde's mind?...


How do you change a blonde's mind?


Blow in h...

What Mrs. Dumpy gives to Humpty?


Q. Define "Egghead:"
A. What Mrs. Dumpy gives...

What not to do in a bathroom


A man stops into this little backwoods restaur...

Why worry about tomorrow?


Why worry about tomorrow? We may not make it ...

How funny


A girl walks into a hair salon and she is eati...

How to cut off a blonde's ears:


To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades o...

How does a blonde commit suicide?...


How does a blonde commit suicide?


She gather...

What's the difference


What's the difference between light and hard?
...

What does a blonde o


Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?


Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (Wit...

How volcanoes are formed


how are volcanes formed?


really determined m...

What do have when a lawyer


What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his...

How all careers end


How careers end... Students are degraded. Elec...

Who is driving?


Q: If there is a Mexican and a Black man in a ...

What are three kinds of relationships.


Three types of relationships are the first rel...

How To Confuse A Blonde!


Q: How Do You Confuse A Blonde?


A: Put Her I...

How is a computer like an erection?...


How is a computer like an erection?


It stays...

How all careers end


How careers end... Mathematicians are discount...

What happens?


What happens when you throw a green rock in th...