Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak ...

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang ...

How do hurricanes see?

How do hurricanes see? -With one eye

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

What are hurricanes with a central dense overca...

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was sp...

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh? -Th...

What is a hurricane's favorite pet?

What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere f...

What game do tornadoes like to play?

What game do tornadoes like to play? -Twister

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It ...

How do rain drops marry?

How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce

Why was the lightning grilled on the stove?

Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To...

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ba...

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get u...

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it...

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

What type of wind is named after both a cat and...

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's ...

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

What type of wind is named after a young deer? ...

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has ...

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in co...

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was rainin...

What is hail ?

What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !

What are the hottest days during summer?

What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room ser...

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

How do warty witches keep their hair out of pla...