Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

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GEORGE IS ANOTHER WHAY TO SAY TRAITOR.

Why did Bill Clinton get a new


Q: Why did Bill Clinton get a new secretary?
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How do you make a tissue dance?


How do you make a tissue dance?


Put a little...

Whats wrong


A mother ask a son whats wrong and the boy sai...

How to drown a blonde


Q. how do you drown a blonde?


A.put a scratc...

How to drown


How do you drown a blonde??


Dont tell her to...

When he shows character, he's acting.


Q: How is Bill like a character actor?
A: Whe...

What did the blondes


What did the blondes right leg say to the left...

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?...


Why didn't the skelton cross the road?


He d...

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?...


What do you do with a dog that has no legs?


...

Why isn't there a tax


Why isn't there a tax on stuff I don't like?

what did one math book say to a nother?...


what did one math book say to a nother? ...

Why Blondes are so THICK!


A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the...

What babys are called when they go to heaven


Q- when a white baby dies where does he go?
A...

How a man can tell if a woman has PMS


She stops reading Glamour and starts reading G...

When Lyndon Johnson was running for congress...


When Lyndon Johnson was running for congress h...

What do you call two


What do you call two Chinese lesbians?


- "Tw...

How do you kill an


How do you kill an [ethnic]?


Smash the toli...

What do true rednecks do


What do true rednecks do on Halloween?


- Pu...

When A Blonde Is Having A Bad Day


How do you know if a blonde is having a bad da...

What's the Difference?


I was sitting in a bar one time and I saw a Je...

Why don't mormon's make love


Why don't mormon's make love standing up?


Th...

How a man makes love


John and Jill were about to go into his apartm...

How many alt.conspiracy readers does it take...


How many alt.conspiracy readers does it take t...

How u make ice scream


Q. how do u make ice scream


A. u put ice in ...