The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, Can you get me a nice gentle pony? Shore, said the cowboy. What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western? What's the difference? asked the lady. The western saddle has a horn on it, said the cowboy. If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to ride.
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