Mostly-true-stories Jokes

Mostly-true-stories Jokes

Mary Poppins has retired from


Mary Poppins has retired from her days as a na...

Grandma Gotta Gun


An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon ret...

Restructuring at the North Pole


The recent announcement that Donner and Blitze...

Tip Off


I was standing in line at a restaurant, waitin...

Our correspondent in Poland reports


Our correspondent in Poland reports that Wojci...

Dinner


If I could have Thanksgiving dinner with anyon...

The Florida State Department of


The Florida State Department of Fish and Wildl...

Dog nap


One afternoon, a woman was in her back yard ha...

Funny Headlines


Include your children when baking cookies.


S...

Santa


one day a kid wrote to Santa. It read "dear Sa...

In September, according to police


In September, according to police in Junction ...

A judge in Louisville decided


A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a l...

The "LIGHT"


What does a baby say befor its born?


"THE...

An elderly lady did her


An elderly lady did her shopping and upon retu...

In February, according to police


In February, according to police in Windsor, O...

Unreal Court Rulings


1. January 2000. Kathleen Robertson of Austin,...

An Issaquah, Washington man apparently became...


An Issaquah, Washington man apparently became ...

Wedding Announcement


An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office ...

A massive cold front swept


A massive cold front swept across the nation t...

Wrinkles


There's always a lot to be thankful for if you...

Dad, Son letter


A father passing by his son's bedroom was asto...

The re-release of George Lucas'


The re-release of George Lucas' "Star Wars" ra...

An elderly lady did her shopping and upon...


An elderly lady did her shopping and upon retu...

Safeway has made a $1.7


Safeway has made a $1.7 billion offer for Vons...

Unemployment


Claims that unemployment has dropped by 20,000...