Mostly-true-stories Jokes

Mostly-true-stories Jokes

Last boy scout


This is an extract of an American National Pub...

Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't


10. Reach in and grab the giblets!
9. Whew......

M&M Evolution theory


M&M's: The Theory of Evolution


Whenever ...

Top 10 Halloween Things...


Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty...


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The problem with Santa!


1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT t...

A caller named Eileen from Dearborn Heights...


A caller named Eileen from Dearborn Heights wa...

Admitting the unwanted truth


One of my teachers always jokes around with us...

I'd Love To But...(Pt II)


More goofy excuses you can use to get out of g...

School Files


And who says our educational system is in dire...

From Time magazine, "Numbers" section:...


From Time magazine, "Numbers" section:


$5 mi...

Still, there are some things a big company...


Still, there are some things a big company can...

Santa and his Elfs


Q: How does Santa get his elves in line?
A: I...

ABC's overnight news show, World News Now,...


ABC's overnight news show, World News Now, has...

Stupid


You are so stupid your mother told you to go a...

Triplets


One night a lady pregnant with triplets was wa...

Why, How, and Ifs?


Why do you need a driver's license to buy liqu...

Not a typo


Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervti...

Speed trap


A Kansas policeman had a perfect spot to watch...

Runaway bride


Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks from Georgia, ...

MAFIA Valetine Card Verses


My love for you... it came and went.
So your ...

Britney's pregnancy


Britney says her pregnancy hasn’t been easy ho...

Friend of the Groom?


An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the c...

This is pretty close to an actual sales call...


This is pretty close to an actual sales call I...

In the Navy


On 23 August 1779, the USS Constitution set sa...

Fart


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