Safeway has made a $1.7 billion offer for Vons markets. Says Bob Mills,
"The amount of the bid became public after a checkout clerk was overheard
yelling 'Price check on the company!'"
He adds, "the original offer was $2 billion, but then Safeway pulled out
a huge stack of double-value coupons."
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