10. Reach in and grab the giblets!
9. Whew.....that's one terrific spread!
8. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
6. Talk about a huge breast!
5. "And he forces his way into the end zone"
4. She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 minutes to hold her down.
3. It's cool whip time!!
2. If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst.
1. It must be broken 'cause when I push on the top, nothing squirts out.
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