Mostly-true-stories Jokes

Mostly-true-stories Jokes

Mayonnaise


Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hell...

Nite before Xmas - Net Style!


'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thr...

I don't usually pass on unhappy news like...


I don't usually pass on unhappy news like this...

Nursing Home


No nursing home for me. I am checking into the...

Arkansas idiot


An Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly....

Have you ever wondered why?


-Men who have never been west of Kentucky can ...

Ever wondered?


EVER WONDER?


Why the sun lightens our hair, ...

Atlanta...


Atlanta Coca-Cola is fixing an embarrassing t...

Instructions for Use


These statements were found on actual products...

Fishy Story


Forget about Dog Bites Man. Relegate Man Bites...

Saturday, September 6, 1997...


Saturday, September 6, 1997


Ligonier, PA. --...

Tonya Harding supposedly saved an


Tonya Harding supposedly saved an 81-year-old ...

The "LIGHT" By Bobby Woolsey


What does a baby say befor its born?


"THE...

On February 3, 1990, a


On February 3, 1990, a Renton (Seattle area) m...

Job interview


The executive was interviewing a young blonde ...

In September, according to police in Junction...


In September, according to police in Junction ...

Why Santa Has No Kids


Why doesn't Santa have any children?


Because...

Paul Carthy, 25, pleaded guilty in Exeter,...


Paul Carthy, 25, pleaded guilty in Exeter, Eng...

Bricklayer Troubles


This is a bricklayer's accident report. which ...

Suspect John Mason


Jennifer Wilbanks, who faked her own kidnappin...

Miami, FL motorist Alvin Sims


Miami, FL motorist Alvin Sims didn't notice th...

12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)


THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.... SANTA CRUZ ST...

Christmas Punnies!


What do elves learn in school?
The ELF-abet.
...

One of our Favorite Headlines...


One of our Favorite Headlines


"British Left ...

NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue blocked Patriots...


NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue blocked Patrio...