I don't usually pass on unhappy news like...


I don't usually pass on unhappy news like this, and I know you are busy,
but sometimes we have to pause and remember the things that have deeply
affected our lives. The entertainment world experienced a great loss
today. The composer of the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What really made his
passing so distressing is that they had trouble keeping the body in the
casket.


They'd put his left leg in, he'd put his left leg out... and...well, you
know the rest...

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