Mole Jokes

Mole Jokes

The Secret Diary of a Cat


DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with...

Erin Go Bra Shopping


A man walked into the ladies department of a M...

For mole control call Avogadro: 602-3000 0...


For mole control call Avogadro: 602-3000 000 0...

A Cat's Diary


DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with...

Cat Diary


DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with...

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a st...

Weird Useless Facts

1. George Washington isn't the first president....

Moles

A family of moles had been hibernating all wint...

Cat's Diary

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with ...

3 moles were digging underground. They are in perfect line.

Out of nowhere each gets a slightly different s...

What is an avocado's favorite game to play?

Guack-a-mole!

I'm about to be a dad so this s...

The only thing I smell is molasses."

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby...

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole.

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby...

Why did the mole burrow underneath and across the road?

He detected the vibrations of the chicken pecki...

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y

edit: how do I make it not say ...

I smell maple syrup!

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all l...

A Family of Moles

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby...

So a family of moles wakes up one morning to the smell of pancakes...

The father mole heads up to check things out. F...