What's a mole's favourite fruit?
An Avagadro.
Mole Jokes
It's been a long hard winter for Mr. And Mrs. Mole...
It's been cold and dark and, well, dank, down ...
What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?
Make way, children.
Top 10 Funniest Animal Jokes
Q. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks ...
My S.O. is getting a mole removed tomorrow, I need some mole jokes!
This is what I have so far:
Are you a double a...
What did the mole hill say to the mountain?
"I see my ex came by."
Back in Homer's time it was thought that ingesting small burrowing mammals would cure you of any injury.
When the prince of Troy was shot with an arrow ...
A mole family wakes up one morning.
The father mole stretches, climbs up to the edg...
whats the Mexican version of whack a mole?
gua-ca-mole
What religion is your bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Ma...
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They both live underground, apart from the eagle.
What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 10^23 dollars?
A mole-ionaire.
What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?
Guaca-mole!
Three moles smell something.
Papa mole first pokes his head out of the hole ...
What do eagles and moles have in common?
They both fly, except for the mole...
The religion of bras.
There are basically 3 types of bras for women t...
A guy takes a girl to the state fair for their first date.
The guy asks her what she wants to do, she says...
The Mole Family
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all l...
A University professor goes to his German doctor about a strange mole...
"Ich bin ein doctor."
One i made up for my mexican friends.
If a Rabbi blesses food it's kosher. What do yo...
There are three moles at the bottom of their mole hole
The first mole, daddy mole, wakes up, climbs to...
Why didnt the mole make it to the stripclub?
He was slow as molasses.