Hedgehog Jokes

Hedgehog Jokes

A long, furry pun...

Ever since Jeff was a small boy, he has had a f...

Sonic the Hedgehog…

…after 20 some-odd years, becomes tired of his ...

Why should you never eat Sonic the Hedgehog?

He gives your underwear blue streaks.

A policeman caught me playing soccer with a hedgehog last night.

He said he would have arrested me, but the hedg...

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

"Gotta go fast!"

^I'll^see^myself^out...

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a ...