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Wanted: Cemetery Superintendent
“Now hiring,” read the classified ad. “Cemetery...
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IT’S CLASSIFIED
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Woman with Arms Held
—Source: Times of India
Wisconsin Woman Takes Husband to Police for “Talking Stupidly”
—Source: La Crosse (Wisconsin) Tribune
Vladimir Putin Hires Boyz II Men to Boost the Russian Birth Rate
—Source: Daily Mail
Suspected Beer Thief Leaves Liquid Trail
—Source: Charleston Daily Mail
Stylish but Illegal Monkey Found Roaming Toronto IKEA
—Source: The Globe and Mail
Study: Rich More Likely to Take Candy from Babies
Source: Washington Post
Statistics Show Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25
—Source: New York Post
Spay/Neuter Clinic for Low-Income Residents
—Source: (Lewiston, Maine) Sun Journal
Sun Is Too Round, Say Scientists
—Source: The Independent
Self-Proclaimed Invisible Man No-Show at Court Hearing
—Source: The Daily Herald (Provo, Utah)