Red Cross in Search of Donors with Low Blood Supply
—Source: Sandusky Register
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Puerto Rican Teen Named Mistress of the Universe
—Source: Associated Press
Police Charge One-Armed Man with Unarmed Robbery
—Source: Masslive.com
Police Arrest Naked Man with Concealed Weapon
—Source: MSNBC.com; contributed by Linda Fabbri...
Pair Banned from All-You-Can-Eat Restaurant for Eating Too Much
—Source: Telegraph
One-Armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers
—Source: Tulsa World
Motorcyle Deaths Drop, but Trend Is Worrisome
—Source: Yahoo.com
Missing Woman Unwittingly Joins Search Party Looking for Herself
—Source: Toronto Sun
Man Sues Wife for Being Ugly … and Wins
—Source: Fox 8 Cleveland