Gorilla Jokes

Gorilla Jokes

What kind of smartphone would Harambe have?

The brand doesn't matter as long as it has gori...

We live in a generation where Gorilla Glass technology protects our phones..

..yet there's nothing that exists that could ha...

Girl are you a gorilla exhibit?

Cause I wanna throw a child in you

What do you call a Nigerian gorilla?

Boko Harambe.

(dicks out)

Poor Gorillas

Why did Bantu the gorilla die?


Because Death ...

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to.

R.I.P. Harambe

A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla..

With in a few weeks the gorilla, a female, beca...

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

I went tonthe zoo and all they had was one small dog

and an empty gorilla enclosure...

It was a sho...

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no e...

For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid.

Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and ...

A former Cincinnati zoo employee is at a job interview...

The interviewer is looking over the applicant's...

Girl are you a gorilla enclosure

Because I want to throw a kid in you.

My name is Rick harambe

And this is my gorilla pit. Every child in here...

Waking up from a coma...

**DOCTOR**: I have bad news...

**MAN WHO JUST ...

Hay gurl

are you a gorilla enclosure? Cause' I wanna dro...

Gorilla walks into a bar

Gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on...

Harambe

They only shot Harambe

Because he was trained ...

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..