Golf Jokes

Golf Jokes

Hotels


These three guys wanted to rent a hotel, the h...

Joe and Mother Nature


One day Joe decided to go enjoy the outdoors w...

Shipwrecked Scotsman


A Scotsman was shipwrecked and finally washed ...

Old couple in heaven


An 85-year-old couple, after being married for...

Peugot V's Gol B


What's the difference between a peugot and a g...

Ten years on a deserted island


A man is stranded on a desert island, all alon...

Golfer Meets An Elf


A golfer was out playing golf one day when he ...

Clinton golf ball


Ever heard of the Bill Clinton golf ball?


I...

Dangerous Golf Courses


The next time you complain about that tricky w...

Something to Think About


In 1923, Who Was


1. President of the largest...

A golf club visits a local bar


A golf club walks into a local bar and asks th...

Bee Sting


A woman has just started to play golf when she...

expensive barbie


A guy walks into the Toys-R-Us toy shop in dow...

Estaban el Papa de Roma


Estaban el Papa de Roma y el cura p�rroco de u...

The laws of golf


LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice...

Uncle Ted's Special Skill


Uncle Ted's Special Skill
Joe loved golf, but...

One Time Shot


A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his...

Golf fanatic


This American golf fanatic always dreamed of p...

Golf course


A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having dri...

The problems with golf


The only problem with golf is that the slow pe...

Upgrading Boyfriend 5.0


Dear Tech Support:Recently I upgraded from Boy...

Yellow ball


Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par t...

First-Time Golfer


A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his...

Popular Ned


Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one a...

Least Popular Christmas Carols


(as sung by the Late Show Carolers) As present...