Gender Jokes

Gender Jokes

Men Like BMWs


Why do men like BMWs?


They can spell it.

Why Coffee is Better than Women


1. You don't have to put cream in your coffee ...

What an idiot!


There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott.

...

A fishy story


Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip.


Th...

I'd do anything!


A student comes to a young professor`s office ...

Grandpa


A man was walking down the street when he noti...

Commonality In Sexes


What do men and women have in common?


They b...

Q. How can you tell a woman is really trashy?...


Q. How can you tell a woman is really trashy...

Breathe


Q. Why do men get married?


A. So they don't ...

Period


Little Johnny's teacher told the class to go h...

Riddle: IQ and Football


What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?


Four ...

Rubbers


What does a stupid man do with 365 used rubber...

Everything Men Know About Women


The following is a comprehensive federal study...

PMS?


Why do they call PMS PMS.....Mad Cow disease w...

Male-Female Relationships...Long But True


Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a ...

Mad Cow Disease


Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?


A: Bec...

Men are like...


How is a man and a sports car alike?


Neither...

Men writing the rules


If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"Rule # 4 You...

Buying Tampons


A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons...

The 3 B's


When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S's...

Blind Date


The blind date hadn't been all that great and ...

you are so ugly that your momma has to tie...


you are so ugly that your momma has to tie a t...

Men


Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sen...

Gone fishing


Two men were sitting at a bar recounting their...

Q. What 2 things in the air can make a woman...


Q. What 2 things in the air can make a woman...