Gender Jokes

Gender Jokes

Question and answer


Q: Why do men like smart women?A: Opposites at...

Times Bachelor Made His Bed


What is the average number of times in a bache...

Keeps Her Youth


How does an older woman keep her youth?


By g...

Training Courses Now Available for Men


1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I:...

Q. What do you call a woman who has lost...


Q. What do you call a woman who has lost 95%...

Cats


What is a cat?


1) Cats do what they want.
2...

Men Are Like Popcorn


Why are men like popcorn?


They satisfy you, ...

The Married Man's Score Card


(NOTE: a score of "0" means it was expected of...

Younger Women Are Better!


A couple had been married for 40 years and als...

Cyclones!


Why do they name cyclones after women?


Becau...

Directions


Why do so few men end up in heaven?


They nev...

Helping out


What is a man's idea of helping out with house...

Computers - He???


Reasons to believe computers are male:
1. The...

Time off


Two men working in a facory were talking. "I k...

Why dont women need a license?


Why dont women need a license?


There is no r...

Child birth


A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that s...

Woman's Quote of the Day


Woman's Quote of the Day:


"Men are like fin...

Q. What's the difference between a woman and...


Q. What's the difference between a woman and a...

Question and answer


Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a...

Jellybeans


The world is like a bowl of jelly beans no one...

Dry cleaners


Men are like.....Dry cleaners.


Most work fa...

Lettuce


A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, th...

Overexposure


One private asked another: "How did you manage...

Women Get...


When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S's...

Committed Man?


Q: Where would you find a committed man?
A: I...