Gender Jokes

Gender Jokes

Hot Mama


An old hearing impaired gentleman visited his ...

Man and floor


What does a man and a floor have in common?You...

Q. Why are hangovers better than women?...


Q. Why are hangovers better than women?
A. H...

Comparing Men/Women at the ATM...


Instructions for the guys:
1. Pull up to ATM
...

Gutted


Two dumb men go hunting.


Soon they get sepa...

Q. Why do men like smart women?...


Q. Why do men like smart women?
A. Opp...

The Male Handbook


1. Practice grunting 5 times a day. While some...

Hey Mom!


There was a young couple living in a Nudist Co...

Quote


If a man can wear a jockstrap is it alright fo...

Hiding Baldness


What happens when a man tries to hide his bald...

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's...


A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor'...

Hot Mamma


Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor...

Perfect Woman


A man sitting in a bar was complaining to his ...

Why did the woman cross the road?


Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait! what ...

Dictionary for women


Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at ...

What Gender Are They?


ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everythi...

They are after me


"Boss, I've got to have a raise," the salesman...

Partnership


This guy had a perpetual erection. It was cons...

Women Appearance


Why do women pay so much attention to their ap...

Women!


From 15 to 20, women are like Africa - Part vi...

Education for women


Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully. Dancin...

Airplanes and Women


Q: What do women and airplanes have in common?...

HIS and HERS Road Trip


HERS:


Pulls off at wrong exit.


opens win...

Back seat driver


An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell ph...

Heart Transplant


A man needing a heart transplant is told by hi...