What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a ...
Flower Jokes
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the or...
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? ...
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? ...
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? S...
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a...
Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant.
Canada, in view of recent events, will be chang...
On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another.
On a drive in the country, a city slicker notic...
A man calls the fire department and says, Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.
A man calls the fire department and says, Yes, ...
Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?
Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief t...
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Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the appl...
Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of?
Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, wha...
A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts.
A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two sli...
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and...
WIFE: You look tired, honey.
WIFE: You look tired, honey. How about a nice s...
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair...
Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?
Do you know a favourite expression used by the ...
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes.
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find...
What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?
What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carv...
What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve...
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?
What did the maggot say to his friend when he g...
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in a...
What is the maggot army called ?
What is the maggot army called ? The Apple Corps !
What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?
What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a...
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? ...