• Q:
What’s the name of a
six-sided polygon?
A: Sixagon.
• Q:
What part of the body is
affected by glandular fever?
A: The glandular.
• Q:
In The Tempest, why does
Ariel sing in Gonzalo’s ear?
A:
She’s a mermaid and wants to be human.
• Q:
In comparison with large
hydrocarbons, how would you describe small hydrocarbons?
A: They’re smaller.
• Q:
Who were the Bolsheviks?
A: A Russian ballet company.
From F in Exams: Pop Quiz,
by Richard Benson (Chronicle Books)
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