How is this possible? Whenever I say something bad, I get in trouble, but...
Whenever Donald Trump says something bad, he ge...
Donald-trump Jokes
If you were stranded on a desert island, what would you bring with you?
I would take one for the team and bring Donald ...
Has anyone tried...
Turning Donald Trump off and then on again?
Have you heard about the new movie where Donald Trump becomes a bug?
It's called "President Weevil"
An airplane was about to crash with 4 passengers on board.
An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 pa...
Have you read Donald Trump's book, The Art of the Deal?
It has four chapter 11s.
What is Donald Trump's favorite video game?
*Papers, Please*
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Donald Duck?
There is a human being inside of Donald Duck.
What do Donald Trump and Gordon Ramsay have in common?
They both have a cabinet full of potatoes.
Donald Trump is our first POSOTUS
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What is Donald Trump's favorite word in Sign Language
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The different between Donald Trump and Hitler
If anybody can think of one! Pm me and I'll wri...
I rather have a bottle of soda for President than Donald Trump.
This way, we could truly have a Liter of the Fr...
What do Hanlon's razor, Occam's razor, Poe's Law and Godwin's Law each have in common?
The Donald Trump presidency.
Why is Donald Trump the rarest form (real life incartination) of pepe?
Because it can be witnessed only once in a *Mel...
Donald Trump's family bought him a Gandalf the Grey costume for his birthday.
Unfortunately, this wasn't the sort of Grand Wi...
It's been revealed that President Donald Trump has "Batmophobia", otherwise known as a "chronic fear slopes"
Now I understand why he was keen to dodge the d...
What's the difference between Scientology and Donald Trump?
Scientology has better celebrities.
A man died and went to Heaven.
As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he sa...
I hear Donald Trump wants every welfare recipient to take a drug test...
I don't even what to know what he's planning to...
Why does Donald Trump take anti-anxiety pills?
To prevent Hispanic attacks
What do Eric Clapton and Donald Trump have in common?
They were both jealous of the size of a black m...