Donald-trump Jokes

Donald-trump Jokes

What is Donald Trump thinking?

Who is going to build the wall if we deport all...

Hillary, Trump, and Cruz walk into a bar

Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, and Ted Cruz wal...

Donald Trump seeks total and complete ban on algebra

because he thinks that it may be related to alq...

Donald Trump is a proof

that internet comments can turn into a human an...

He's making a list, he's checking it twice.

He's gonna find out who's Muslim or nice.
Donal...

Donald Trump never seems to answer questions specifically.

I guess the questions seem to trump him.

I will build a great wall.

To keep all the Muslims out.

Yours truly,

Don...

Donald Trump

Does this count as putting the punchline in the...

I like Donald Trump how I like Destiny

Overhyped and without a campaign.

scary ritual...

Q: What happens if you stand in the shower, clo...

So Donald Trump wants to be president and move into the white house. Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black...

Buying Brains

This joke takes place in the very distant futur...

Donald Trump has been saying he will run for president as a Republican.

Which is surprising, since I just assumed he wa...

If Michael Moore was a conservative...

...he'd be Donald Trump.

Donald Trump

... ill see myself out