Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing...


Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing...

I can cure pneumonia


A man went to see his doctor because he was su...

Phun With Fonetics


A little game to play while you're bored at wo...

To All Employees


To All Employees: It has come to our attention...

Climax


A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I...

Talking baby


A baby was born that was so advanced that he c...

Water


A woman had some problems, so she went to her ...

Preventive medicine belief


Mary: My daughter believes in preventative med...

Redneck quickies 19


You might be a redneck if...


Your `huntin da...

The Powers Of Observation


A professor teaching medicine at the universit...

Leader of the HMO


Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher an...

Editing the Prescription


The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitu...

Quizzical


A man and his son are in a car accident and ar...

Gorilla love


A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species...

Busted Doc!


A woman was having a medical problem - her hus...

Losing my mind!


An agitated patient was stomping around the ps...

First Child


A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My w...

Bad temper problem


Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under ...

"�Doctor, me pasa algo en


"�Doctor, me pasa algo en la vista?"


"A ver,...

Cured


A woman went to her doctor's office. She was s...

A baseball manager


A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his...

One Year To Live


A fellow went to the doctor who told him that ...

Call a Doctor!


It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in...

Deck of Cards


Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a de...

Una prostituta va donde el


Una prostituta va donde el m�dico porque se se...