Constipation
Did you hear about the constipated mathematici...
Dirty-jokes Jokes
Floating voters
Have you heard the elections in South East Asi...
Better than old days
A couple married forty years were revisiting t...
The patient was being preped for the operation....
The patient was being preped for the operation...
OLD MOTHER HUBERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
old mother huberd went to the cupboard to fetc...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no leg...
Very bad...
How did the mother know her daughter was maste...
KIMEY
WHY DOES KIMEY WEAR RAINBOW PANES ...
Sits in the Forest
What's brown and sits in the forest?Winnie's P...
Incurable Disease
A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells ...
Nun
what is black and white and red all over?a nun...
A guy goes to the
A guy goes to the tatoo parlor and offers the ...
What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't...
Deodorant
Have you heard about the new deodorant called ...
If u shut up..............
if u shut up ill give u a donut
Wounded Iraqi
What do you do if an Iraqi with half a head co...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. ...
I would have been
I would have been your dad But the dog beat me...
Close Shave
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While ...
Little boy blue
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!...
Flower Mix Up
I sent flowers to someone who was moving to Fl...
The Cheese Grater
A friend of Stevie Wonder bought him a cheese ...
Q. What's the
Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
A. When...
Can't trust Doctors
Charlie was once waiting at home for his wife ...
3 Men, 3 Wishes
Three men were trekking through the desert and...