Current-events Jokes

Current-events Jokes

Monica's statement


"I have had enough. This whole experience has ...

No job


Monica Lewinski can't find a job anywhere now:...

Doorstep Dando


What is the difference between Jill Dando and ...

American Holiday


Osama bin Laden, severly injured in an America...

What JFK Jr. Missed the Most


What did JFK Jr. miss the most about Martha's ...

Taliban Press Release


At a hastily called press conference this morn...

Clinton's Pool Table


What has 4 legs, 6 pockets and smells like pus...

Squeezing into the Telephone Box


Q: How do you get 30 Israelis into a telephone...

Jill Dando's Mind


What was the last thing that went through Jill...

Presidential Breakfast


Bill Clinton Walks in to McDonalds one morning...

Ethiopian


How do you kill 50 flies at once?


Hit an Eth...

Lorena Bobbit's New Name


In an attempt to shed the publicity of castrat...

3 Below


What is the temperature off of Martha's Vineya...

Bill Clinton & screw driver


Q: What dose Bill Clinton have in common with ...

How Do You Spell "Relief"


How do you spell relief?


MONICA.

New National Song!


News is that president Bill Clinton
is changi...

Hormonica


Why does Bill Clinton play the saxaphone?


Be...

Be with three women


A man was walking down the beach one day and c...

McDonalds Monoply Contest Slogans


More than a billion screwed.
Contest error: c...

Princes D and Pink Floyd


What does princes Diana and Pink Floyd have in...

Bill and Monica


To err is human, to get head is Clinton.


Cli...

Princess Diana on the Radio


Princess Diana was on the radio...and the dash...

Memo in Bin Laden's Cave


Dear Friends,


We are going to live in this c...

My Election


Clinton was sitting at his desk with a sly gri...

White House Pool Table


What is green, has four legs, and smells like ...